1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,679 What did you see when you went forward? 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,839 I was on the roof dressed as a superhero. 3 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:05,359 Yeah, then what happened? 4 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,159 Nothing. 5 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,159 Who is this guy? 6 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,719 I don't know. He's following me. 7 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,519 What does he actually know? 8 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:15,519 He seems to know everything. We need to find him. 9 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,559 I'm going to take a shit in his bed. 10 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,599 Who are you? 11 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,319 Why are you in my flat? 12 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:25,319 It's you! 13 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:50,839 Give me the bag! 14 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:51,719 Ow, my necklace! 15 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,719 Give me the bag, bitch! 16 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,199 You're touching me? 17 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,639 Who are you? 18 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,599 # The city breathing 19 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,599 # The people churning 20 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,079 # The conversating 21 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:48,079 # The price is what? 22 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,079 # The conversating 23 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,039 # This place is heaven 24 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:08,039 And if you see them... # 25 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,999 Right. 26 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,719 Put all this shit in that skip. 27 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,999 Would it kill you to dress it up a bit? 28 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,999 Put all this shit in that skip, please. 29 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,079 Sometimes I wonder if you take this job entirely seriously. 30 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,999 I'm 100% committed to your ongoing rehabilitation. 31 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:43,279 It occupies my every waking minute. 32 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,599 Er, where are you going? 33 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:52,599 For a coffee and a Danish. 34 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,879 Smug bastard. 35 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:01,399 Well, this is a big load of wank! 36 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,279 Ah, ha, ha. Nice. 37 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,559 So what are you doing later? 38 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,399 I'm going to get my tattoo touched up. 39 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,839 Sounds painful! Maybe I should come along and hold your hand. 40 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,919 Yeah, all right. 41 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:26,919 'Those two going together. How's that ever going to work?' 42 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:41,039 Have you seen any more of that guy in the mask? 43 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,319 Not since last week. 44 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,359 Why do you think he lead us to that girl's flat? 45 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:49,359 Maybe he wanted us to know that he knew that we were on to him. 46 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,719 Or there could be another totally different explanation. 47 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,399 You're supposed to know about this stuff. 48 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,799 Why are you interested in him? 49 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,959 Because I just am, all right. 50 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,959 What? 51 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,759 I've seen some weird shit over the last few weeks, but this... 52 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:54,799 This goes against the very laws of nature. 53 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,559 It's very wrong. 54 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,279 It looks like it's fading or something. 55 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:03,319 Yeah. It just needs a little touching up, no? 56 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,399 I can do that for you now if you want? 57 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,239 Yeah. Nice one. 58 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,239 Hey, Simon. You should get one. 59 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,039 I have a phobia of needles. 60 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,239 Listen, I haven't seen you around town lately. 61 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,959 Nah, I've got curfew. 62 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:23,439 So, whose cock is this? 63 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,719 That's mine. 64 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,359 Really? I'm not being funny but, 65 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,239 why would you do something like that? 66 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,359 It expresses how I felt about my girlfriend when she left me. 67 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,119 You couldn't just get drunk and sleep with a prostitute? 68 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:40,119 Each one of these means something to me, my friend. 69 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,439 When I ink my skin, I feel it. 70 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,119 Hey, man. 71 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:50,119 Whatever gets you off! 72 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,679 Listen, when your curfew ends, give me a call. I'll buy you a drink. 73 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,999 Hey, Kelly. 74 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,519 How about this one? 75 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,759 Would you fancy me even more if I had this, 76 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,759 or does it look a bit gay to you? 77 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,879 Oh! 78 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,639 I mean it would look gay on me, just because I've got a beautiful face. 79 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,639 You get away with it, with your face. 80 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,599 I'm not saying you're ugly. 81 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,239 You've looked in the mirror. 82 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:22,239 No offence, man. 83 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,599 None taken. 84 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,159 So, how about you and me go get a drink? 85 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,439 Where do you want to go? 86 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,359 Who's asking you? I'm talking to him. 87 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,679 Look! This is more of a boy's night. 88 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,679 We're talking some quality man time. 89 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,999 Beer, football... Maybe some wrestling. 90 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,319 Why are you being such a dick? 91 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:59,239 Come on, man. Let's go watch some wrestling. 92 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:03,239 We don't need her. 93 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,999 I thought we were going to a bar to watch some wrestling? 94 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,799 Nah, who wants to go to a bar? 95 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,679 We've got everything we need, right here. Come on. 96 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,199 Make yourself comfortable. 97 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:28,199 Take off your jacket. Relax. 98 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,799 So, this is really cool, huh? 99 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,039 A couple of good looking young fellas, a few beers. 100 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:50,039 That's good times. 101 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:55,319 Hey, why don't I put some music on? 102 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,599 Oh! 103 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,719 Oh, yeah. 104 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:14,719 # GEORGE MICHAEL: Careless Whisper 105 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,959 Wanker! 106 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,519 Are you talking to me? 107 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,519 Yeah, that's right. 108 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:46,519 Talking to you, you ugly, rat-faced fuck. 109 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,919 You're going to get a slap. 110 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,679 Come on then. Save me, you prick! 111 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:55,679 Where you going? Come here! 112 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,799 (SCREAMS) 113 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,319 I just want to talk to you. 114 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,439 Really? 115 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:17,239 I thought you might want to break into my flat and shit in my bed. 116 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,759 That wasn't me. We got the wrong flat. 117 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,599 You tell your little friend, he owes me a new mattress. 118 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,239 He wiped his arse on my pyjamas. 119 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:28,239 That's the kind of thing he does. He's not right in the head. 120 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,839 What? 121 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,839 I know this is going to sound weird and crap but... 122 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,999 I feel like I know you. 123 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,319 You feel like you know me! 124 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:53,679 You smooth bastard. 125 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,479 Well, you can help yourself. 126 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,399 Just pull my knickers up when you're done. I'll order a pizza. 127 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,239 Are you always such a bitch? 128 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:07,239 Are you always such a weird twat? 129 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,639 Are we done? 130 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:13,639 Yeah. 131 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,479 I want to know everything there is to know about you. 132 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,399 Like what? 133 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,399 Anything. 134 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,519 I just bought the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set. 135 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,159 Tell me about your first sexual experience. 136 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:48,159 Do you want to hear about mine? 137 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,599 It was a family camping holiday. 138 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,199 One of my mum's friends came with us 139 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,119 and one night I felt her hand sliding into my sleeping bag, 140 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:02,119 like a warm, friendly snake. 141 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,639 Sss! 142 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,879 Then she grabs my cock and starts wanking me off. 143 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,639 She had lovely little hands. Like a midget's. 144 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,119 Your hand's on my leg? 145 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,119 Shh. 146 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,999 What are you doing? 147 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,759 You don't know how much I've always wanted to do that. 148 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,159 Feel my heart. It's racing. 149 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,319 It's OK, it's OK. I'll be gentle. 150 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,799 Why don't we slip your trousers off? 151 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,159 It's OK, we don't have to fight any longer. 152 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,799 I want to see it. 153 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,319 Simon. Simon, don't go. We don't have to go all the way. 154 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,239 We can just cuddle. 155 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,279 And when you're ready, we can do some dry humping. 156 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:48,279 Call me! 157 00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:04,712 How's your head? 158 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,072 What the fuck is going on? 159 00:14:07,073 --> 00:14:09,912 Since when did you run around, jumping off buildings? 160 00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:12,352 Ever since I travelled back from the future. 161 00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,552 Really, did you? 162 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:18,552 Yes. 163 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:23,592 Seriously? 164 00:14:26,713 --> 00:14:28,112 How does this work? 165 00:14:28,113 --> 00:14:29,512 There's two of you. 166 00:14:29,513 --> 00:14:31,152 There's the Simon you know, 167 00:14:31,153 --> 00:14:35,072 and there's the future Simon. 168 00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,752 Me. 169 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:41,752 You're so different. 170 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:46,912 A lot happens between now and then. 171 00:14:46,913 --> 00:14:48,712 You touched me. 172 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:52,712 Why doesn't my power work on you? 173 00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:58,432 Things are different in the future. 174 00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:02,432 What's with all the photographs and clocks and... 175 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:09,232 There are things that need to happen at certain times. 176 00:15:09,673 --> 00:15:13,672 I'm here to make sure they do. 177 00:15:20,913 --> 00:15:24,912 Does it hurt? 178 00:15:29,473 --> 00:15:33,472 I should go. 179 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:44,032 No matter what happens... 180 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:48,032 you can never tell Simon I'm him. 181 00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:49,872 You can't tell any of them. 182 00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:51,512 Not Curtis, not anyone. 183 00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:55,272 It could change anything everything. 184 00:15:55,273 --> 00:15:59,272 Promise me you won't tell. 185 00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:12,552 He kissed me. 186 00:16:12,553 --> 00:16:14,352 Nathan kissed you? 187 00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:18,272 He put his tongue...in my mouth. 188 00:16:18,273 --> 00:16:20,232 He's a dickhead. He's winding you up. 189 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,872 He tried to take my trousers off. 190 00:16:22,873 --> 00:16:25,592 Are you taking the piss? 191 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,592 He said he wanted to do some... 192 00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:29,912 ..dry humping. 193 00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:31,152 What did you do? 194 00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:33,552 I left! 195 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:37,552 Very quickly. 196 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,232 If you open your heart, 197 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:45,232 I know we could have something really beautiful. 198 00:16:45,513 --> 00:16:48,072 Yours... 199 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,752 ..forever, 200 00:16:49,753 --> 00:16:52,232 Nathan. 201 00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:54,032 Jesus! Stop kicking me! 202 00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:56,352 What have I told you about dicking around with Simon? 203 00:16:56,353 --> 00:16:58,472 Who's dicking around? You put your tongue in his mouth! 204 00:16:58,473 --> 00:16:59,712 Ow! Jesus! All right. 205 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:03,192 All right, so I got a littlebit fresh with him. 206 00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:05,632 I was staring into those big, beautiful eyes. 207 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,712 He's like a... 208 00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:08,152 He's like a handsome shark. 209 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,672 I couldn't help myself. 210 00:17:10,673 --> 00:17:11,872 I love him. 211 00:17:11,873 --> 00:17:12,712 You're a dick! 212 00:17:12,713 --> 00:17:15,112 Do my feelings for him offend you? I'm sorry. 213 00:17:15,113 --> 00:17:18,272 Because they're true. And pure... Well, they're true. 214 00:17:18,273 --> 00:17:21,392 I can't pretend any longer. I won't. 215 00:17:21,393 --> 00:17:25,272 'I never felt like this about anyone. He completes me.' 216 00:17:25,273 --> 00:17:27,512 Er, that's from Jerry Maguire. 217 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:28,872 Yeah, I know. 218 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,912 I've watched it four times last night. 219 00:17:30,913 --> 00:17:34,152 It's like he's Tom and I'm Renee. 220 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,272 Someone else is the ugly, speccy kid. 221 00:17:36,273 --> 00:17:39,152 Are you trying to tell me you're gay or something? 222 00:17:39,153 --> 00:17:42,072 Gay, straight, retarded. Why do we put labels and everything? 223 00:17:42,073 --> 00:17:46,072 We do, all right? Or else no-one will know what the fuck's going on. 224 00:17:47,713 --> 00:17:51,712 Is this why me and you haven't got it together? 225 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,352 Maybe he's what has been missing from my life. 226 00:17:54,353 --> 00:17:56,352 Why do you think I was always so mean to him? 227 00:17:56,353 --> 00:17:57,872 Because you're a wanker. 228 00:17:57,873 --> 00:18:01,872 No, it is because it's much easier to humiliate, degrade 229 00:18:01,953 --> 00:18:04,192 and just generally shit allover someone 230 00:18:04,193 --> 00:18:08,192 than it is to admit that you love them! 231 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:12,632 # You won't believe what love can do 232 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,792 # Until it happens to you. # 233 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,032 Hi. 234 00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:28,472 I got you a drink. 235 00:18:28,473 --> 00:18:32,472 It's just a drink. 236 00:18:40,993 --> 00:18:44,992 Thank you. 237 00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:49,152 Do you ever think about the future? 238 00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:54,192 Do you think about... what's going to happen to us? 239 00:18:54,193 --> 00:18:58,032 All the time. 240 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:00,752 And we need to be ready. 241 00:19:00,753 --> 00:19:03,112 What for? 242 00:19:03,113 --> 00:19:07,112 One day someone's going to find out about us. 243 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:11,832 Everything will change. 244 00:19:13,473 --> 00:19:16,952 I know you've looked out for us. Killing the probation worker. 245 00:19:16,953 --> 00:19:20,952 The second one. 246 00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:24,872 I've never thanked you. 247 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:28,312 I wanted you to know. 248 00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:32,312 Thanks. 249 00:19:33,993 --> 00:19:37,632 Why are you being so nice to me? 250 00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:41,112 I can be nice. 251 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:45,112 Sometimes. 252 00:19:48,593 --> 00:19:52,592 Look, if I've ever been a bitch to you... 253 00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:58,152 I'm sorry. 254 00:19:58,593 --> 00:20:02,592 I've never thought you were a bitch. 255 00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:08,312 Sometimes I think it's difficult for beautiful girls. 256 00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:13,592 People don't see past their looks. 257 00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:25,952 I should go. 258 00:20:46,473 --> 00:20:49,272 What's this? 259 00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:50,992 Read it. 260 00:20:50,993 --> 00:20:53,032 We'll take things slowly. 261 00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:56,712 When you're ready to develop the physical side of our relationship, 262 00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:00,392 you just let me know. No pressure. 263 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,432 Thanks. 264 00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:05,432 It's just so hard when you're so cute, and I'm so horny, 265 00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:08,352 and there's only a couple of thin layers of cotton 266 00:21:08,353 --> 00:21:12,352 separating our genitals. 267 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:23,152 Did you know that he had a tattoo done with your name on it? 268 00:21:24,553 --> 00:21:28,552 No. 269 00:21:49,153 --> 00:21:50,192 Hey. 270 00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:51,552 Hiya. 271 00:21:51,553 --> 00:21:52,992 Everything all right with the tattoo? 272 00:21:52,993 --> 00:21:54,032 It's fine. 273 00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:56,232 Know that guy I was with yesterday? The gobby one? 274 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,272 Is there something wrong with him? 275 00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:01,312 I think there probably is. 276 00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:02,472 Did you tattoo him? 277 00:22:02,473 --> 00:22:04,352 No. 278 00:22:04,353 --> 00:22:05,472 Why? 279 00:22:05,473 --> 00:22:09,072 Because he's got this tattoo and I thought he might have come in. 280 00:22:09,073 --> 00:22:11,672 'She knows I did it.' 281 00:22:11,673 --> 00:22:13,472 You tattooed him, didn't you? 282 00:22:13,473 --> 00:22:17,472 Did you turn him into a gay? 283 00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,392 I always liked you. 284 00:22:20,393 --> 00:22:21,432 What? 285 00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:25,032 Why do you want to be with a gobby little shit like him? Hm? 286 00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:26,552 Now, I can make you happy. 287 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,672 You're just being weird. 288 00:22:27,673 --> 00:22:31,672 You can't make people gay just because they're dickheads. 289 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:33,672 What are you doing? 290 00:22:33,673 --> 00:22:35,992 I'm going to make you so... 291 00:22:35,993 --> 00:22:39,992 happy. 292 00:23:14,825 --> 00:23:18,424 Hi. 293 00:23:18,425 --> 00:23:22,424 Were you sniffing my knickers? 294 00:23:23,425 --> 00:23:25,384 You think I risked my life travelling through the dimensions 295 00:23:25,385 --> 00:23:28,224 of time so I could sniff your knickers? 296 00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:29,824 I don't know, did you? 297 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:33,824 No. 298 00:23:36,705 --> 00:23:40,704 I've got something that belongs to you. 299 00:23:43,385 --> 00:23:47,384 I thought I'd lost it. 300 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,424 You told me I was beautiful today. 301 00:23:57,425 --> 00:23:59,144 I know. 302 00:23:59,145 --> 00:24:01,584 Everything that happens to Simon, 303 00:24:01,585 --> 00:24:04,424 it's already happened to me. 304 00:24:04,425 --> 00:24:07,384 You made me feel... 305 00:24:07,385 --> 00:24:09,744 Ever since I got this power, 306 00:24:09,745 --> 00:24:12,824 blokes, you know... 307 00:24:12,825 --> 00:24:15,424 It doesn't make you feel very good about yourself. 308 00:24:15,425 --> 00:24:18,664 It's not down to you. 309 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,824 None of us asked for this. 310 00:24:20,825 --> 00:24:23,104 What d'you want from me? 311 00:24:23,105 --> 00:24:27,104 Why are you here in this time? 312 00:24:27,705 --> 00:24:31,664 I came back for you. 313 00:24:31,665 --> 00:24:33,904 Are we together? 314 00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:37,304 We will be. 315 00:24:37,305 --> 00:24:39,664 That's why I'm here. 316 00:24:39,665 --> 00:24:41,104 You and me? 317 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:44,624 Seriously. 318 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:48,624 How is that ever gonna happen? 319 00:24:50,905 --> 00:24:54,904 You fall in love with me. 320 00:24:55,505 --> 00:24:58,144 You can't say stuff like that. 321 00:24:58,145 --> 00:24:59,944 You know what happens. 322 00:24:59,945 --> 00:25:03,944 And I don't know how I'm supposed to feel, and it's freaking me out. 323 00:25:10,105 --> 00:25:14,104 You... You need to go. 324 00:25:14,945 --> 00:25:17,544 Don't. 325 00:25:17,545 --> 00:25:21,544 Will you please fuck off! 326 00:26:08,705 --> 00:26:10,984 Hi. 327 00:26:10,985 --> 00:26:14,984 Come here. 328 00:26:18,105 --> 00:26:18,704 I don't feel like it. 329 00:26:18,705 --> 00:26:21,824 C'mon. Let's go to the storeroom. 330 00:26:21,825 --> 00:26:24,744 Can we just leave it, yeah? 331 00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:26,224 What's up with you? 332 00:26:26,225 --> 00:26:28,064 Nothing. 333 00:26:28,065 --> 00:26:29,264 No, no, you've been in some kind of weird mood. 334 00:26:29,265 --> 00:26:30,304 No, I haven't. 335 00:26:30,305 --> 00:26:32,944 Now you don't want to have sex? 336 00:26:32,945 --> 00:26:36,704 We don't have sex. What's that supposed to mean? 337 00:26:36,705 --> 00:26:37,864 Well? What? 338 00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:41,504 Is this it? Is this the best I get? Wanking myself off in a storeroom. 339 00:26:41,505 --> 00:26:43,624 It's not my fault I can't touch you. 340 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:45,584 So it's my fault? 341 00:26:45,585 --> 00:26:46,944 No, I didn't mean that. 342 00:26:46,945 --> 00:26:48,664 You think I've asked for this? No. 343 00:26:48,665 --> 00:26:51,184 Maybe you're right. Maybe I deserve all this. 344 00:26:51,185 --> 00:26:54,864 But I need you to make me feel like I don't. 345 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:57,824 Alisha, I didn't mean that. 346 00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:59,104 Alisha. 347 00:26:59,105 --> 00:27:01,504 And don't even think about using your power to fix this. 348 00:27:01,505 --> 00:27:05,504 I want to know what a prick you can be. 349 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,664 I don't even remember having that done. 350 00:27:08,665 --> 00:27:12,664 No, neither do I. I don't regret it though. Not one little bit. 351 00:27:13,745 --> 00:27:16,024 I think the tattoos are controlling you. 352 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,864 That tattoo guy must have done them. 353 00:27:17,865 --> 00:27:20,544 Er, Vince wouldn't do that. He loves me. 354 00:27:20,545 --> 00:27:23,664 That's your tattoo talking. Cute and clever. 355 00:27:23,665 --> 00:27:27,664 And that's yours. 356 00:27:44,545 --> 00:27:48,544 Hi. 357 00:27:50,665 --> 00:27:54,664 Are you coming in? 358 00:27:56,025 --> 00:27:59,504 I don't even know if what you're telling me is true. 359 00:27:59,505 --> 00:28:03,224 You say all these, things. 360 00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:05,904 You tell me I fall in love with you. 361 00:28:05,905 --> 00:28:08,624 How do I know it happens? 362 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:12,624 You can't do this to me. 363 00:28:51,945 --> 00:28:54,984 I have to go. 364 00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:58,984 You touch me like that and then you tell me you have to go? 365 00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:02,824 There's something I need to do. 366 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:06,824 Wait here. 367 00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:14,624 What am I doing? 368 00:29:14,625 --> 00:29:17,144 It's going to be all right. 369 00:29:17,145 --> 00:29:21,144 I should know. I'm from the future. 370 00:29:32,585 --> 00:29:33,624 We need to get him to remove the tattoos. 371 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:34,904 I really don't think he did it. 372 00:29:34,905 --> 00:29:37,424 I need to find Alisha. We had a big fight. 373 00:29:37,425 --> 00:29:41,424 Hey, man. Love hurts, OK. It chews you up and spits you out... 374 00:29:41,745 --> 00:29:44,624 like a big ball of mucus. 375 00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:48,624 Oy. 376 00:29:49,065 --> 00:29:50,184 It's him. 377 00:29:50,185 --> 00:29:51,824 We can see that. 378 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:55,824 What does he want? 379 00:29:56,585 --> 00:29:58,304 Hi. 380 00:29:58,305 --> 00:30:01,344 You all right there, fella? 381 00:30:01,345 --> 00:30:05,344 He's got a gun! 382 00:30:21,465 --> 00:30:23,544 It's peanuts. 383 00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,104 Dry-roasted. 384 00:30:25,105 --> 00:30:27,704 All that drama, he drops off a snack? 385 00:30:27,705 --> 00:30:30,944 Why is he giving us peanuts? 386 00:30:30,945 --> 00:30:34,464 Maybe he knows I missed lunch. 387 00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:37,544 I suppose you've got a better explanation than that? 388 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:38,584 Anything, 389 00:30:38,585 --> 00:30:40,584 anything you could possibly come up with would be better than that. 390 00:30:40,585 --> 00:30:43,264 All right, touchy. Just cos you and your girlfriend split up. 391 00:30:43,265 --> 00:30:45,904 We didn't split up! 392 00:30:45,905 --> 00:30:49,904 All right. 393 00:30:52,505 --> 00:30:54,664 We should go to the tattoo parlour. 394 00:30:54,665 --> 00:30:55,944 Are you coming? 395 00:30:55,945 --> 00:30:59,944 Let's just get this done, all right? 396 00:31:15,985 --> 00:31:19,984 Oh, there he is, Mr Dick. 397 00:31:20,665 --> 00:31:23,504 Because of the tattoo, on your cock? 398 00:31:23,505 --> 00:31:25,184 So what is this? 399 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:28,344 We know about the tattoos. I told them that you didn't do it. 400 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:32,064 Just get rid of the bullshit tattoos, yeah? 401 00:31:32,065 --> 00:31:33,504 Or what? 402 00:31:33,505 --> 00:31:34,784 Or get ready to feel the pain. 403 00:31:34,785 --> 00:31:35,904 You're not gonna hurt him. 404 00:31:35,905 --> 00:31:38,224 You're on our side. 405 00:31:38,225 --> 00:31:41,944 He's so fit. Lose the tattoos! 406 00:31:41,945 --> 00:31:45,944 WHIRRING 407 00:31:53,025 --> 00:31:55,664 You stabbed me! 408 00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:58,544 Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. She stays. You go. 409 00:31:58,545 --> 00:31:59,624 Don't just stand there. 410 00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:02,864 Right, right, right. 411 00:32:02,865 --> 00:32:06,864 What do we do? 412 00:32:10,425 --> 00:32:14,424 Remove the tattoos, or I open the nuts. 413 00:32:16,065 --> 00:32:18,664 He stabs me and you're offering him peanuts? 414 00:32:18,665 --> 00:32:21,824 Nuts are his kryptonite. 415 00:32:21,825 --> 00:32:22,984 Like in Superman. 416 00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:26,984 Listen. Sure we can work this out, yeah? 417 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:30,744 Don't open those nuts. 418 00:32:30,745 --> 00:32:32,464 You want some? 419 00:32:32,465 --> 00:32:34,184 Dry roasted. 420 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,824 So butch. 421 00:32:35,825 --> 00:32:39,824 Listen! Drop the nuts or I'll take her eye out! 422 00:32:42,145 --> 00:32:44,904 You're so sexy. 423 00:32:44,905 --> 00:32:47,624 Let her go! Put your nuts on the floor! 424 00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:49,544 Don't make me do it! Drop the nuts! 425 00:32:49,545 --> 00:32:51,904 Drop the gun! Will someone tell me what's going on! 426 00:32:51,905 --> 00:32:53,824 I will shoot her in the eye! 427 00:32:53,825 --> 00:32:55,664 Let her go! 428 00:32:55,665 --> 00:32:59,664 AAARGHHHHH!!! 429 00:33:15,905 --> 00:33:19,064 (CHOKES) 430 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:22,024 Simon! 431 00:33:22,025 --> 00:33:26,024 Please don't kill him. My beautiful boy. 432 00:33:27,265 --> 00:33:31,264 I will never...let you go... 433 00:33:35,505 --> 00:33:39,504 (COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS) 434 00:33:49,785 --> 00:33:51,184 Remove...the...tattoos. 435 00:33:51,185 --> 00:33:53,704 Inject me. 436 00:33:53,705 --> 00:33:57,704 Do it! 437 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:23,624 If you want to spunk all over a girl's tattoos, just ask them, yeah? 438 00:34:32,643 --> 00:34:35,402 What do you want? 439 00:34:35,403 --> 00:34:39,402 I bought you some pyjamas. 440 00:35:08,803 --> 00:35:11,682 Are you OK? 441 00:35:11,683 --> 00:35:14,642 Brilliant(!) 442 00:35:14,643 --> 00:35:18,642 Peaches and cream(!) 443 00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:23,922 Can I do anything, like? 444 00:35:23,923 --> 00:35:25,602 You got a spare heart? 445 00:35:25,603 --> 00:35:29,602 What? 446 00:35:31,483 --> 00:35:32,922 I just erm... 447 00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:34,762 I just wanted you to have 'em. 448 00:35:34,763 --> 00:35:38,442 You know? 449 00:35:38,443 --> 00:35:42,442 I hope they fit all right. 450 00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:47,762 Thanks. 451 00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:53,042 I have to go, like. 452 00:35:53,043 --> 00:35:56,482 I feel weird leaving you like this. 453 00:35:56,483 --> 00:36:00,482 It's not as bad it looks. 454 00:36:01,723 --> 00:36:05,722 I'll be fine. 455 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,482 This is where it all started. 456 00:36:16,483 --> 00:36:19,682 I'm standing in the exact spot where three months ago 457 00:36:19,683 --> 00:36:22,482 a freak storm caused The ASBO Five 458 00:36:22,483 --> 00:36:26,002 to develop their extraordinary powers. 459 00:36:26,003 --> 00:36:29,522 So when did you first realise you had a power? 460 00:36:29,523 --> 00:36:33,042 'Well, we'd just found that other boy's body stuffed in the locker 461 00:36:33,043 --> 00:36:35,762 'and then Curtis grabbed my hand and he's all like, 462 00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:38,322 "Oh, I want to bone you. I want to shag you senseless." 463 00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:42,122 I mean, I guess I didn't really know for sure until I touched Simon. 464 00:36:42,123 --> 00:36:46,122 LIFT OPENS 465 00:36:51,203 --> 00:36:54,442 You shouldn't be watching that. 466 00:36:54,443 --> 00:36:58,002 Do we become famous? 467 00:36:58,003 --> 00:36:59,962 Do you want to be famous? 468 00:36:59,963 --> 00:37:03,962 It's got to be better than picking up litter. 469 00:37:11,203 --> 00:37:15,202 Sometimes I think that was the best time of my life. 470 00:37:15,403 --> 00:37:19,402 Does something bad happen to us? 471 00:37:19,723 --> 00:37:23,722 Am I going to die? 472 00:37:24,123 --> 00:37:28,122 I'm not going to let that happen. 473 00:37:28,403 --> 00:37:32,402 So what happens now? 474 00:37:33,963 --> 00:37:37,762 What do you want to happen? 475 00:37:37,763 --> 00:37:41,762 I don't know. 476 00:38:29,483 --> 00:38:33,482 # So I walked into the haze 477 00:38:36,723 --> 00:38:40,722 # And a million dirty ways 478 00:38:45,403 --> 00:38:49,402 # Now I see you lying there 479 00:38:53,643 --> 00:38:57,642 # Like a lilo losing air 480 00:39:01,603 --> 00:39:05,602 # Black rocks and shoreline sand 481 00:39:09,843 --> 00:39:13,842 # Still that summer I cannot bear 482 00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:21,522 # And I wipe the sand from my eyes 483 00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:27,562 # The Spanish Sahara 484 00:39:27,563 --> 00:39:29,442 # The place that you wanna 485 00:39:29,443 --> 00:39:33,082 # Leave the horror here 486 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:36,202 # Forget the horror, yeah 487 00:39:36,203 --> 00:39:37,962 # Forget the horror... # 488 00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:41,242 Don't take this the wrong way, but... 489 00:39:41,243 --> 00:39:45,242 You're way better than I thought you'd be. 490 00:39:45,603 --> 00:39:49,602 I had a good teacher. 491 00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:51,162 You. 492 00:39:51,163 --> 00:39:54,562 I never taught you how to do that. 493 00:39:54,563 --> 00:39:56,522 Not yet. 494 00:39:56,523 --> 00:40:00,442 But you will. 495 00:40:00,443 --> 00:40:04,322 I didn't realise how much I missed it. 496 00:40:04,323 --> 00:40:08,322 Being able to touch someone. 497 00:40:08,603 --> 00:40:12,602 I can't believe I've just had sex with you. 498 00:40:14,523 --> 00:40:16,282 You're Simon. 499 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:20,122 You're still a virgin. 500 00:40:20,123 --> 00:40:24,122 Not for much longer. 501 00:40:25,443 --> 00:40:29,442 Do you lose it with me? 502 00:40:35,723 --> 00:40:38,522 Are you jealous? 503 00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:41,602 Shut up. 504 00:40:41,603 --> 00:40:45,402 I like it that you're jealous. 505 00:40:45,403 --> 00:40:49,402 This is too weird. 506 00:40:55,843 --> 00:40:58,002 So that was an unexpected turn of events. 507 00:40:58,003 --> 00:41:00,322 You mean you being a big gay? 508 00:41:00,323 --> 00:41:03,082 I'm not a gay. Look at me. 509 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:06,282 You sure about that? 510 00:41:06,283 --> 00:41:09,842 I'm about 98% certain. Would you like me to prove it to you? 511 00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,562 Go on then. 512 00:41:11,563 --> 00:41:14,842 Really? 513 00:41:14,843 --> 00:41:17,842 Get on with it. 514 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:20,242 All right. 515 00:41:20,243 --> 00:41:21,522 Prepare to be aroused. 516 00:41:21,523 --> 00:41:25,522 Oh, just kiss me, you dick! 517 00:41:40,923 --> 00:41:44,922 Yeah... Undo this... 518 00:42:03,003 --> 00:42:06,282 I'm not being funny, yeah, but, is this doing anything for you? 519 00:42:06,283 --> 00:42:09,202 Well, you know I'm a guy. We're really not that fussy. 520 00:42:09,203 --> 00:42:10,802 It just feels all wrong, 521 00:42:10,803 --> 00:42:13,322 like I'm doing it with my cousin or something. 522 00:42:13,323 --> 00:42:17,322 Well, I could slip another finger up there. You know, go two up? 523 00:42:18,043 --> 00:42:19,682 No, it just don't feel right. 524 00:42:19,683 --> 00:42:23,682 You know when you just know? 525 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:28,282 I just think we should be mates. 526 00:42:28,283 --> 00:42:31,122 After all these weeks' build-up we're not even going to shag? 527 00:42:31,123 --> 00:42:32,442 Is that what you're saying? 528 00:42:32,443 --> 00:42:33,842 Sorry. 529 00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:37,802 Yeah. 530 00:42:37,803 --> 00:42:41,282 You want to take that out? 531 00:42:41,283 --> 00:42:43,202 Oh, yeah, OK. 532 00:42:43,203 --> 00:42:46,442 Oh, I think it's stuck. 533 00:42:46,443 --> 00:42:46,842 Oh, for fuck's sake! 534 00:42:46,843 --> 00:42:50,842 Oh, for fuck's sake! Hang on. 535 00:42:51,963 --> 00:42:55,962 Hello! 536 00:42:57,323 --> 00:42:59,362 Mates, yeah? 537 00:42:59,363 --> 00:43:03,362 Yeah, mates. 538 00:43:04,363 --> 00:43:05,922 Big buddies. 539 00:43:05,923 --> 00:43:09,922 Pals. 540 00:43:59,043 --> 00:44:00,642 Hi. 541 00:44:00,643 --> 00:44:04,482 I got to go do my Community Service. 542 00:44:04,483 --> 00:44:08,482 I guess you know that, cos I'm going to see you there. 543 00:44:11,443 --> 00:44:14,802 So... 544 00:44:14,803 --> 00:44:18,802 Are we seeing each other now? 545 00:44:27,443 --> 00:44:28,962 Yes. 546 00:44:28,963 --> 00:44:31,802 I can't lie to Curtis. 547 00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:33,362 I can't do that to him. 548 00:44:33,363 --> 00:44:35,842 You have to. 549 00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:38,122 What, you want me to keep on seeing him? 550 00:44:38,123 --> 00:44:42,122 The present me isn't ready for what has to happen. 551 00:44:44,163 --> 00:44:46,962 You have to give me time. 552 00:44:46,963 --> 00:44:49,282 Will you stop being so fucking mysterious! 553 00:44:49,283 --> 00:44:55,282 It goes with the territory. Yeah, well it's annoying! 554 00:44:59,323 --> 00:45:01,802 You have to trust me. 555 00:45:01,803 --> 00:45:05,802 Just let it play out. 556 00:45:10,883 --> 00:45:13,562 What's up with you? 557 00:45:13,563 --> 00:45:15,722 I just realised I haven't died this week. 558 00:45:15,723 --> 00:45:18,562 It's only Thursday. There's still time. 559 00:45:18,563 --> 00:45:22,202 Now why would you say something like that? Twat! 560 00:45:22,203 --> 00:45:25,802 So you don't love me any more? OK. So I loved you. Big deal. 561 00:45:25,803 --> 00:45:28,162 I think we should talk about it. 562 00:45:28,163 --> 00:45:29,482 I so want to hear this. 563 00:45:29,483 --> 00:45:31,162 If we'd have... (WHISTLES) 564 00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:33,722 That would've been the best sex you've ever had. 565 00:45:33,723 --> 00:45:37,002 Correction. That would've been the only sex you've ever had. 566 00:45:37,003 --> 00:45:39,882 Do you ever get embarrassed of anything? Not really, no. 567 00:45:39,883 --> 00:45:41,402 We done? 568 00:45:41,403 --> 00:45:43,962 You know that fella in the mask? 569 00:45:43,963 --> 00:45:46,482 How did he know that Vince was allergic to nuts? 570 00:45:46,483 --> 00:45:49,082 I told you. He seems to know everything. 571 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:53,082 We need to find out who he is. 572 00:45:53,763 --> 00:45:57,762 Can't we just let him do his thing? I mean seriously, who cares? 573 00:46:00,323 --> 00:46:04,322 That's a bald fanny! 574 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:10,162 Oh, they love it! 575 00:46:10,563 --> 00:46:14,562 Bosh! 576 00:46:18,163 --> 00:46:21,762 He's going to be doing his Community Service thing with you lot. 577 00:46:21,763 --> 00:46:23,962 Are you saying he's like a new member of the gang? 578 00:46:23,963 --> 00:46:25,922 We can't let the new guy find out about our powers. 579 00:46:25,923 --> 00:46:28,522 Have any of you got one of these weird powers? 580 00:46:28,523 --> 00:46:29,842 Things with us... 581 00:46:29,843 --> 00:46:32,202 They haven't been right for a while now. 582 00:46:32,203 --> 00:46:33,362 You're different. 583 00:46:33,363 --> 00:46:37,082 If you're done being all super-heroey with your clocks, 584 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:41,082 you can come back to bed. 585 00:46:41,283 --> 00:46:42,642 He's fucking crazy! 586 00:46:42,643 --> 00:46:45,162 Do you think he was talking about this fella? 587 00:46:45,163 --> 00:46:46,762 I want my money. 588 00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:49,002 All we need is 100 grand. 589 00:46:49,003 --> 00:46:50,162 Let's rob a bank. 590 00:46:50,163 --> 00:46:53,562 This is not real. It's just a game! You think this is a game? 591 00:46:53,563 --> 00:46:57,562 This is my life. 592 00:47:28,723 --> 00:47:32,722 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd