1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,679 What the fuck is going on? 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,519 Since when did you run around jumping off buildings? 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,559 Since I travelled back from the future. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,159 So what happens now? 5 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,039 You fall in love with me. 6 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,159 Am I going to die? 7 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,759 I'm not going to let that happen. 8 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,079 You can never tell Simon I'm him. 9 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,039 Is this doing anything for you? 10 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,879 I'm a guy, we're not that fussy. 11 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,799 I just think we should be mates. 12 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,119 You OK? 13 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,079 Brilliant. 14 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,439 Can I do anything, like? 15 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,879 You got a spare heart? 16 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,879 What? 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,599 What you doing? 18 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,119 Nothing. 19 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,279 Well, if you're done being all superheroey, 20 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:13,279 with your little clocks, you can come back to bed. 21 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,839 # War, huh, yeah 22 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,159 # What is it good for? 23 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,479 # Absolutely nothing Uh-huh, oh 24 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,119 # War, huh, yeah 25 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,799 # What is it good for? 26 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,559 # Absolutely nothing 27 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,199 # Say it again, y'all 28 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:55,199 # War, huh, huh, look out... # 29 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,119 Hey. 30 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,199 Who's the new guy? 31 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,919 What's your name again? 32 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,439 It's Ollie. 33 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,159 Right. These are some other young offenders. 34 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:23,159 He's going to be doing his Community Service thing with you lot. 35 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,879 Are you saying he's like a new member of the gang? 36 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,919 Whatever. 37 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,919 Look, piss off and pick up some litter. 38 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:41,079 Hi. 39 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,519 # The city breathing 40 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,199 # The people churning 41 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,679 # The conversating 42 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,679 # The price is what? 43 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,999 # The conversating 44 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,879 # This place is heaven 45 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,679 # And if you see them... # 46 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,719 Whatever happens, we can't let the new guy find out about our powers. 47 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,359 What do we do if he does find out? 48 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,119 We kill him. 49 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,639 I'm joking. 50 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,519 You're making jokes now? Excuse us. 51 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,039 You're creeping out of your weird little shell. 52 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:41,039 I get that. Good for you. But let's get one thing straight, I'm the funny guy round here. 53 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,919 He's coming. 54 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,599 All right? 55 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,079 What did you get done for? 56 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:55,039 I was arrested for vandalising a coal-fired power station. 57 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,759 We were protesting against CO2 emissions. 58 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,639 Have any of you got one of these weird powers? 59 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,879 What? What powers? 60 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,159 I was only asking because I've got one. 61 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,159 Oh, yeah, us too. 62 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:21,319 I don't think I was supposed to tell you that. 63 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,359 What can you do? 64 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,879 I can teleport. 65 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,879 Let's see you do it then. 66 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,239 Whoa! 67 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,599 Ahem. 68 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,399 That's shit. You could've walked there quicker. 69 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,399 Sometimes I go further than that. 70 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,399 That's really impressive. 71 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,399 I honestly thought something more exciting was going to happen. 72 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,199 This is great. 73 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,879 So are we all right? 74 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,279 You know, what with me slipping you a finger? 75 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:27,279 I don't even want to think about it, all right? 76 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,519 Does all this get recycled? 77 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,719 What's with this guy? 78 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,719 He's fucking crazy! 79 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,159 Oh. Do you think he was talking about this fella? 80 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,439 Where's Conti? 81 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,239 Oh, it's him. 82 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:08,239 He's a right Conti. 83 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,719 Did you think I was going to let it go? I want my money. 84 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,199 Give the man his money. 85 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:26,199 I haven't got your money. 86 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:33,079 Roxy? 87 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,559 So you're with him now? 88 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,999 I was still waiting for you at the church when the cops picked me up. 89 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,519 Not being funny, mate, but you're acting like a right nutter. 90 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,959 He's clearly suffering from a mental illness. 91 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,039 I want my money. 92 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,679 Let me talk to him. 93 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,239 Don't, look, just leave it. 94 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,439 It's OK. 95 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,319 I've had some training in conflict resolution. 96 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:00,319 This should be entertaining. 97 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,879 What's your name? 98 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,479 It's OK. 99 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:09,479 I'm not going to hurt you... 100 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:17,559 Run! Run! 101 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,319 Run! Oh, fuck's sake! 102 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:22,319 Fuck! 103 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,759 He shot him. He shot the new guy. 104 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,479 We should go back for him. 105 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,839 He was hit in the head. 106 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,599 He's fucked. 107 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,599 Hey, no. It's OK. He's fine. He's over there. 108 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,919 I don't see him. 109 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,479 What? 110 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:23,479 Oh, then that must be his ghost, which means he's not at all OK, 111 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,239 on account of him being dead. 112 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,799 This is messed up. 113 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,279 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, new guy! 114 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,679 Sorry you got shot, man. 115 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,959 Hey, fuck you! 116 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:36,999 What was that? 117 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,319 He just got shot and you're insulting him? 118 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,759 He made an obscene gesture. 119 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,719 I don't care if he's dead. There's no excuse for rudeness. 120 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,239 You should rewind time. 121 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,399 You can save him. 122 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:52,399 Go on, then. 123 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,359 Well, I didn't know him. 124 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,959 I'm not feeling it. 125 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,479 Yeah, he was a bit of a twat. 126 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,319 There's something wrong with you. 127 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,119 Come on, seriously? He was never going to fit in, 128 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:16,119 what with all the caring about the environment and that. Better him than me. 129 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,199 You're immortal. 130 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:22,199 Better him, than one of you. 131 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,999 # Think of your fellow man Lend them a helping hand 132 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,479 # Put a little love in your heart 133 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:40,239 # You see it's getting late Oh, please don't hesitate 134 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:45,559 # To put a little love into your heart 135 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:49,559 # And the world, the world, would be a better place 136 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:54,679 # Oh, and the world, the world, would be a better place 137 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,799 # For you 138 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,359 # And just for me, and me 139 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,599 # You just wait, just wait 140 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,319 #And see 141 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:11,319 # Another day goes by Still the children cry 142 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:16,559 # Put a little love into your heart 143 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:21,239 # If you want the world to know... # 144 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,039 You knew? 145 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,679 You knew it was going to happen? 146 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,319 Why didn't you stop it? 147 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,399 I can't save everyone. 148 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,519 That's bullshit. 149 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:43,279 If I'd have stopped it from happening, 150 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:47,279 someone else would've died. 151 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:05,549 The police want witness statements off all of you. 152 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:08,469 And try not to screw it up cos I don't need them on my back. 153 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:12,389 Think you can manage that? 154 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:14,189 Good. 155 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:15,189 Is that it? 156 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:18,029 Aren't you going to even pretend to be a little bit sad? 157 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,749 Do you know how much 158 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:23,749 paperwork's involved when someone gets shot doing community service? 159 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:27,269 I've got health and safety forms coming out of my arse. 160 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,349 So sure, 161 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:33,349 we're all very sad! So there it is. 162 00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:37,989 It's a cruel, senseless waste. 163 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:40,509 A young man... 164 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:44,469 taken from us in his prime, leaving us to pick up the pieces 165 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,189 of our shattered lives, 166 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:50,149 knowing that he's gone forever. 167 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:51,709 So, maybe 168 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,189 we should have the rest of the week off, 169 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:58,189 you know, to cry and grieve, and remember our dear friend... 170 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:10,909 Ollie. Ollie! Dear, beautiful Ollie. 171 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,509 Heartless bastard. 172 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:20,509 We should do something... 173 00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:23,669 ..about the guy who shot Ollie. 174 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:27,669 So, you're talking about stepping up to the plate and taking him down? 175 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,429 I really don't see that happening. 176 00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:30,949 He's right. 177 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,429 He's right. Since when did you want to get involved in anything like this? 178 00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:37,269 Maybe since I got someone's brains blown out all over my face. 179 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:38,589 If we go up against him, 180 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,589 one of us is going to get our brains blown out. 181 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,429 We can't just pretend it didn't happen. 182 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,549 I do that all the time. 183 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:47,709 It's like that fella in the Bible - the Good Samaritan. 184 00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:50,269 Walk on by. 185 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,549 So, how are you going to feel if 186 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:56,549 we do nothing and we read in the paper that he shot someone else? 187 00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,389 I don't read the papers. 188 00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:01,029 All right. So what're you two going to 189 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:05,029 do when you find this guy and he sticks a gun to your head? 190 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:09,709 I'm glad you've got it all figured out. No way you're getting involved. 191 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:12,629 Since when did you tell me what I can and can't do? 192 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:16,189 Since I care about whether you die or not. You forgotten about that? 193 00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:17,909 Guys. Come on. Seriously. 194 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:21,869 I think I speak for all of us when I say we're lazy and incompetent. 195 00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:24,109 We're practically handicapped. 196 00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:27,549 Leave it to the police. They get paid to get shot. 197 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:31,029 I never thought I'd say this but he's talking sense. 198 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:35,029 Thank you. Hey! I'm already doing my bit to fight crime. Bosh! 199 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,869 It feels weird 200 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,509 that's someone else's heart... 201 00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:56,509 It will feel strange for a little while. 202 00:13:57,430 --> 00:14:01,429 You're making the most remarkable recovery. 203 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,469 How does it work? Am I supposed to 204 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:09,949 send a card to his parents? "Thanks for the heart." 205 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,189 Would you like me to see if the next of kin are happy 206 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:16,189 for their details to be passed on to you? 207 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:21,309 Yeah... OK. 208 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:22,149 I can't even go back and save someone who's just been shot. 209 00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:26,149 What's that about? 210 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,949 Am I boring you? 211 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,549 I'm just checking the time. 212 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:34,469 Because you're bored? No. Because I'm having the time of my life! 213 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:37,109 What's going on with you? Nothing. 214 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,349 It seems like there is. 215 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,949 Just leave it, all right? 216 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:43,469 Get down! 217 00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:44,789 Did he see us? 218 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:48,789 I don't think so. 219 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,309 Shit! What's he doing? 220 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,709 I don't know. 221 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:58,709 Conti! 222 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,629 I knew we needed to do something about him. 223 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:03,469 So this is my fault? That figures. 224 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:06,509 I didn't say it was your fault. You're not listening to me. 225 00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:09,069 Most the time you've got nothing to say any more. Oh, fuck off! 226 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:13,069 You fuck off! I'm done with you. 227 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:22,429 Oh, shit! Go! 228 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,829 Are you finishing with me? 229 00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:32,069 Do we have to do this right now? 230 00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:35,309 Do we have to do this right now? Yes. 231 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,309 Things with us... 232 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,669 They haven't been right for a while now. 233 00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:41,509 You're different. 234 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:45,509 You've changed. 235 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:50,149 We need to move. Come on! 236 00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:25,029 So, I guess that's it. 237 00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:30,109 I never wanted it to end like this. 238 00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:32,549 Something's not right. 239 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,269 Maybe I fucked it up. 240 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,309 No. 241 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:39,309 It's me. 242 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:44,109 I'm sorry. 243 00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:48,669 'There's something going on with this heart you put in me.' 244 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,349 There's something wrong with it. 245 00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:53,069 I promise you. There is nothing wrong with it. 246 00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:55,429 Take it out. I want a different one. 247 00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:57,669 We don't have spares just lying around. 248 00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,109 People die all the time. 249 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,749 Look at him! 250 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,749 He doesn't look like he's got long to go. I'll have his heart. 251 00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:12,469 When a patient makes a miraculous recovery, 252 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,109 we don't hold a big inquest. 253 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:18,109 We treat sick people, and you're not sick any more. 254 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:25,549 Job done! 255 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,269 I did what you said. 256 00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:41,269 I let it play out. 257 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:45,989 Me and Curtis... 258 00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:50,549 We're over. 259 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:22,109 Hi! 260 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,669 Hi. 261 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:27,149 Did you know him? 262 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:29,749 I've got his heart. 263 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,789 What do you mean? 264 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:34,749 I mean, when he died, they ripped his heart out and stuck it in me. 265 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:38,749 Bullshit! 266 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:49,149 You OK? 267 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:53,149 Something weird's happening to me. 268 00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,709 Seriously? 269 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,709 I can teleport. 270 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:08,629 I suppose that could be useful. 271 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:12,629 Beats getting the bus. 272 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:18,029 Thanks for the pyjamas. 273 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,829 Hope they fit. I had to guess your size. 274 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:25,829 Always a nightmare. 275 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,429 I should go. 276 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:30,909 What, are you going? 277 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,029 Got my community service. 278 00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:37,029 Er, you just told me I've inherited the power to teleport from the guy 279 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:41,229 whose heart was transplanted into me and now you're going to walk off and 280 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:45,029 leave it at that. Well, fuck you very much! 281 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,629 How do you want to leave it? 282 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:51,629 Well, the least you could do is ask me out for a drink. 283 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:08,989 We should go away somewhere. 284 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:12,989 Where would you like to go? 285 00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:16,709 I've always wanted to go to Las Vegas. 286 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,869 I'll take you there. 287 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:22,869 I promise. 288 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:36,309 I've got something for you. 289 00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:41,949 No-one's ever given me keys to their place before. 290 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:49,429 Now you can let yourself in. 291 00:21:56,470 --> 00:22:00,069 I've got to go. 292 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:03,309 What? 293 00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:05,949 Nothing. 294 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,949 All right, mystery man. 295 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:17,349 I'm going to be late. 296 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:43,123 Aggh! 297 00:22:51,084 --> 00:22:53,723 Alisha? 298 00:22:53,724 --> 00:22:57,723 Hiya. 299 00:23:02,684 --> 00:23:06,683 Look, before you hear me thinking it, I'll just tell you, yeah? 300 00:23:08,284 --> 00:23:12,283 Me and Curtis ended it last night. 301 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:15,683 You all right? 302 00:23:15,684 --> 00:23:17,283 Yeah, I'm...I'm fine. 303 00:23:17,284 --> 00:23:21,283 If that was me, I'd be, like, all crying my eyes out and shit. 304 00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:25,203 Run! 305 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:29,203 Run! Oh, fuck! 306 00:23:52,444 --> 00:23:56,443 Alisha! 307 00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:15,643 Kelly! 308 00:24:15,644 --> 00:24:19,003 Kelly! Let her go! 309 00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:21,403 You tell Conti, 310 00:24:21,404 --> 00:24:22,923 I want my money. 311 00:24:22,924 --> 00:24:25,603 There is no Conti! There's no Conti! 312 00:24:25,604 --> 00:24:27,403 There's no money, just let her go! 313 00:24:27,404 --> 00:24:31,403 Tell Conti to bring my hundred grand to the warehouse on Tipton Street. 314 00:24:40,684 --> 00:24:44,603 Kelly! 315 00:24:44,604 --> 00:24:48,603 (Fuck!) 316 00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:52,923 The bloke who shot the new guy. 317 00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:56,483 He was on the estate again last night. He's looking for this Conti. 318 00:24:56,484 --> 00:24:58,803 He thinks I'm Conti. 319 00:24:58,804 --> 00:25:00,083 Why does he think that? 320 00:25:00,084 --> 00:25:05,163 Because you told him I was. Did I? Sorry, man. I think they've mended it. 321 00:25:10,896 --> 00:25:12,815 You want me to buy you a drink? 322 00:25:12,816 --> 00:25:15,815 I have never paid for a drink from this machine before 323 00:25:15,816 --> 00:25:19,815 and I don't intend to start now. 324 00:25:23,736 --> 00:25:27,735 Thank you! 325 00:25:31,776 --> 00:25:36,135 Well, the bad news is they've fixed the vending machine. The guy with the red car and the gun... 326 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:38,815 We were just talking about him. Yeah, he's got Kelly. 327 00:25:38,816 --> 00:25:42,095 Oh, Jesus. He's going to shoot her, and he going to kill her. 328 00:25:42,096 --> 00:25:43,575 I told you he was dangerous. 329 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:45,135 Right, everybody calm down! 330 00:25:45,136 --> 00:25:49,135 Just think. Think and keep calm. 331 00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:54,215 Do something, you little freak! 332 00:25:59,136 --> 00:26:03,135 He's here. 333 00:26:20,816 --> 00:26:24,815 Oh, Jesus. He's kicking the shit out of her! 334 00:26:34,056 --> 00:26:35,415 Where's Conti? 335 00:26:35,416 --> 00:26:36,775 He's screwing your mama. 336 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:47,935 He's living the game. 337 00:26:48,176 --> 00:26:51,335 Where did all this come from? 338 00:26:51,336 --> 00:26:54,175 He was the guy in the mask. 339 00:26:54,176 --> 00:26:56,295 Give me my hundred grand. 340 00:26:56,296 --> 00:26:57,935 I haven't got your money, Jimmy. 341 00:26:57,936 --> 00:27:01,935 I haven't got your money, Jimmy. 342 00:27:04,736 --> 00:27:06,775 That's far enough. 343 00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:08,775 Let me go, you dick. 344 00:27:14,856 --> 00:27:18,855 Put it on. 345 00:27:19,136 --> 00:27:23,135 You can shove that up your arse. 346 00:27:24,616 --> 00:27:28,615 Put it on. 347 00:27:35,576 --> 00:27:36,615 He's Jimmy Cisco. 348 00:27:36,616 --> 00:27:39,335 He spent ten years in prison for armed robbery. 349 00:27:39,336 --> 00:27:42,055 His lover and this crime boss, Conti, 350 00:27:42,056 --> 00:27:45,815 they double-crossed him on his wedding day. 351 00:27:45,816 --> 00:27:49,295 Hey, watch me run over this fat bloke. 352 00:27:49,296 --> 00:27:52,615 Run, fat boy, run! 353 00:27:52,616 --> 00:27:56,615 Oh, he's fucked up my car! 354 00:28:02,936 --> 00:28:05,135 We need to play the game for real. 355 00:28:05,136 --> 00:28:08,655 If we give him his money, I think he'll let Kelly go. 356 00:28:08,656 --> 00:28:12,655 So now all we need is a hundred grand? 357 00:28:15,056 --> 00:28:18,015 We could a rob a bank. 358 00:28:19,176 --> 00:28:21,775 Yeah, OK. Let's rob a bank. 359 00:28:21,776 --> 00:28:24,175 What's that? 360 00:28:24,176 --> 00:28:25,455 Nothing. 361 00:28:25,456 --> 00:28:27,335 Really? That's funny, innit? 362 00:28:27,336 --> 00:28:30,735 Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank. 363 00:28:30,736 --> 00:28:34,735 No, no, no. I said, er, "Let's have a big wank." 364 00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:39,415 Communal masturbation. The old circle jerk. 365 00:28:41,456 --> 00:28:44,975 Go and clean my car. 366 00:28:44,976 --> 00:28:48,455 That wasn't what they had in mind when we got community service. 367 00:28:48,456 --> 00:28:52,095 Well, I'm a member of the community and my car needs cleaning. 368 00:28:52,096 --> 00:28:55,015 And I don't give a shit. 369 00:28:55,016 --> 00:28:58,335 The man wants his car washed. 370 00:28:58,336 --> 00:28:59,455 What? 371 00:28:59,456 --> 00:29:03,455 He's giving us his keys so we can clean his car. 372 00:29:05,016 --> 00:29:09,015 For fuck's sake. 373 00:29:13,936 --> 00:29:15,495 We're stealing his car. 374 00:29:15,496 --> 00:29:17,575 Right, yeah, I get it. 375 00:29:17,576 --> 00:29:21,575 Let's go. 376 00:29:28,296 --> 00:29:29,935 What's the plan? 377 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:33,935 I turn invisible, I walk up to the security van and I take the money. 378 00:29:34,696 --> 00:29:38,695 Works for me. 379 00:29:42,256 --> 00:29:46,255 Right, keep the engine running, just in case he gets caught. 380 00:29:51,496 --> 00:29:54,815 Nathan, stop fucking around. Don't touch the stereo. 381 00:29:54,816 --> 00:29:58,375 Turn it off, you prick! 382 00:29:59,616 --> 00:30:00,655 Sorry. 383 00:30:00,656 --> 00:30:03,615 Where is he? He should've been back by now. 384 00:30:03,616 --> 00:30:04,695 Fuck. 385 00:30:04,696 --> 00:30:06,895 How was it? 386 00:30:06,896 --> 00:30:10,015 Very easy. 387 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:13,295 A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers, 388 00:30:13,296 --> 00:30:17,295 and not one of us thinks of using them to commit crime? Shame on us. 389 00:30:23,896 --> 00:30:26,735 More wine? 390 00:30:26,736 --> 00:30:30,735 Yeah, mate. Right. 391 00:30:42,016 --> 00:30:45,295 It's dead fruity. 392 00:30:45,296 --> 00:30:49,295 When I was in jail, I thought about you. 393 00:30:49,656 --> 00:30:51,095 That's nice. 394 00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:53,415 I thought about you lying to me, 395 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:56,575 stealing my money, 396 00:30:56,576 --> 00:30:58,695 screwing other men. 397 00:30:58,696 --> 00:31:00,815 You want to try some positive thinking. 398 00:31:00,816 --> 00:31:04,815 You know, like fields, little rabbits hopping around and shit. 399 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:10,655 I wanted to see you die. 400 00:31:10,776 --> 00:31:14,775 Have some more wine, yeah? 401 00:31:25,616 --> 00:31:27,855 What the fuck are you doing? 402 00:31:27,856 --> 00:31:29,455 I'm just having a look. 403 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:31,815 Do we think this is going to work? 404 00:31:31,816 --> 00:31:35,175 When he gets the money, it should be game over. 405 00:31:35,176 --> 00:31:38,375 Then we beat the shit out of him and take the money back, right? 406 00:31:38,376 --> 00:31:40,655 Come on, a hundred grand's a lot of money. 407 00:31:40,656 --> 00:31:45,295 That is true. Our community service is nearly over. We need to look toward the future. 408 00:31:45,496 --> 00:31:50,375 You think we should become criminals? 409 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:52,255 No, we're already criminals. 410 00:31:52,256 --> 00:31:55,375 I'm talking about becoming successful criminals... 411 00:31:55,376 --> 00:31:57,855 the ones who make money and don't get caught, 412 00:31:57,856 --> 00:32:00,855 and have girlfriends with enormous breast implants. 413 00:32:00,856 --> 00:32:05,655 I thought we'd use our powers to help people? Nah! 414 00:32:05,656 --> 00:32:09,655 We can talk about what we're going to do with the money after we get Kelly back. 415 00:32:12,216 --> 00:32:16,215 We're...we're way out of our depth, but that's OK, right? 416 00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:20,175 We've all watched TV. That's how you learn how to do this stuff. 417 00:32:20,176 --> 00:32:23,975 Just, you know, butch it up, and play gangster. Come on. 418 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:27,975 Let's go. 419 00:32:42,976 --> 00:32:46,975 You'd better have my money, Conti. 420 00:32:47,696 --> 00:32:49,815 Kelly, are you all right? 421 00:32:49,816 --> 00:32:53,775 My arms are fucking killing me. 422 00:32:53,776 --> 00:32:57,775 Slide it over. 423 00:33:19,216 --> 00:33:23,215 That's just embarrassing. 424 00:33:28,616 --> 00:33:32,615 Show me. 425 00:33:58,416 --> 00:34:01,695 Is it true? 426 00:34:01,696 --> 00:34:03,215 Is what true? 427 00:34:03,216 --> 00:34:06,775 You know what I'm talking about. 428 00:34:06,776 --> 00:34:09,855 Don't play games with me, Conti. 429 00:34:09,856 --> 00:34:13,375 He talks this bollocks all the time. 430 00:34:13,376 --> 00:34:17,375 Fat Tony says you've got an undercover cop in your organisation. 431 00:34:17,696 --> 00:34:21,695 See? That's why I don't play computer games, cos they never bloody end. 432 00:34:26,936 --> 00:34:29,535 Who's a cop? 433 00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:32,375 No-one. 434 00:34:43,997 --> 00:34:47,476 I'm going to my car to get a chainsaw 435 00:34:47,477 --> 00:34:49,156 and when I get back, 436 00:34:49,157 --> 00:34:53,156 you're going to tell me which one of you is the undercover cop. 437 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:01,956 Nice one. 438 00:35:01,957 --> 00:35:03,996 Brilliant fuckin' rescue! 439 00:35:03,997 --> 00:35:06,596 No chance of a rewind? 440 00:35:06,597 --> 00:35:07,836 Get your boyfriend to sort it out. 441 00:35:07,837 --> 00:35:10,076 Er, he's not my boyfriend. 442 00:35:10,077 --> 00:35:11,756 We've split up, all right? 443 00:35:11,757 --> 00:35:13,396 So you're available? 444 00:35:13,397 --> 00:35:17,396 Not to you. 445 00:35:18,837 --> 00:35:22,836 Where's that prick in the mask when we need him? 446 00:35:30,517 --> 00:35:34,396 I just need to get a bit more momentum. 447 00:35:34,397 --> 00:35:37,916 Oh, yeah. Come on! Come on! 448 00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:40,156 A few more swings 449 00:35:40,157 --> 00:35:44,156 and I should be able to summersault right off the hook. 450 00:35:44,957 --> 00:35:48,956 Here we go! Here we go! 451 00:36:53,597 --> 00:36:55,316 Why are you hanging from meat hooks? 452 00:36:55,317 --> 00:36:59,316 This is some of the weird shit I was telling you about. 453 00:37:00,397 --> 00:37:02,956 Isn't that the girl whose flat we broke into? 454 00:37:02,957 --> 00:37:05,556 The new guy's heart got transplanted into her. 455 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,876 She's got his power. 456 00:37:08,877 --> 00:37:11,436 I guess that makes sense. 457 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:12,716 You! 458 00:37:12,717 --> 00:37:16,716 Hi. Sorry about, er, you know... 459 00:37:16,757 --> 00:37:18,276 Shitting in my bed? 460 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:22,276 Yeah. Wrong flat. 461 00:37:22,317 --> 00:37:23,996 I think you're supposed to rescue us. 462 00:37:23,997 --> 00:37:27,996 OK. 463 00:37:31,477 --> 00:37:32,796 That's the wrong chain. 464 00:37:34,197 --> 00:37:35,276 Get out of here! 465 00:37:35,277 --> 00:37:35,756 Get out of here... 466 00:37:35,757 --> 00:37:36,796 He's coming back! 467 00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:37,836 Now! 468 00:37:37,837 --> 00:37:39,796 I can't just do it whenever I want. 469 00:37:39,797 --> 00:37:43,796 Cos that would be far too convenient and useful. 470 00:37:48,197 --> 00:37:50,756 Who are you? 471 00:37:50,757 --> 00:37:54,756 It's complicated. 472 00:37:58,197 --> 00:38:02,196 Hands. 473 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:08,716 You need to tell him you're the undercover cop. 474 00:38:08,717 --> 00:38:10,516 If he kills you, it doesn't matter. 475 00:38:10,517 --> 00:38:11,956 That's easy for you to say. 476 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,956 You're not the one who has to be dismembered with a chainsaw. 477 00:38:19,957 --> 00:38:23,076 I'm sorry you got into this. 478 00:38:23,077 --> 00:38:25,836 I really hope that thing doesn't start. 479 00:38:37,557 --> 00:38:38,636 You're first. 480 00:38:38,637 --> 00:38:39,676 Please! 481 00:38:39,677 --> 00:38:40,476 Leave her alone! 482 00:38:40,477 --> 00:38:41,916 You can't do this! 483 00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:42,956 Don't touch her! 484 00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:45,716 Leave her alone, you fucking psycho! 485 00:38:45,717 --> 00:38:48,196 This is insane. 486 00:38:48,197 --> 00:38:50,876 Do something! 487 00:38:50,877 --> 00:38:54,076 Wait! 488 00:38:54,077 --> 00:38:55,716 All right, all right, it's me. 489 00:38:55,717 --> 00:38:58,076 I'm the undercover cop. 490 00:38:58,077 --> 00:39:02,076 So, fire up the chainsaw, and get with the sawing. 491 00:39:02,357 --> 00:39:06,356 And I'd appreciate it if you'd do it quickly and cleanly. 492 00:39:06,397 --> 00:39:09,396 Oi! 493 00:39:09,397 --> 00:39:13,396 Run! RUN! 494 00:39:49,717 --> 00:39:51,836 This is not real, it's just a game! 495 00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:55,836 You think this is a game? 496 00:39:57,037 --> 00:40:01,036 This is my life. 497 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:10,236 Oh! No! 498 00:40:15,277 --> 00:40:17,516 Conti? 499 00:40:17,517 --> 00:40:20,756 I'm the undercover cop. 500 00:40:20,757 --> 00:40:24,756 No! 501 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:36,596 Hold on. I'll get you an ambulance. 502 00:40:38,677 --> 00:40:40,516 It has to be like this. 503 00:40:40,517 --> 00:40:41,596 Why? 504 00:40:41,597 --> 00:40:43,996 So we can be together. 505 00:40:43,997 --> 00:40:45,956 No. I won't let you die! 506 00:40:45,957 --> 00:40:48,236 You have to, 507 00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:51,716 or I'll never be this person. 508 00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:55,716 I can't do this. 509 00:40:56,077 --> 00:41:00,076 It's going to be OK. 510 00:41:03,717 --> 00:41:07,716 You have to do something. 511 00:41:08,077 --> 00:41:12,076 There's petrol in that can. 512 00:41:14,477 --> 00:41:17,636 No-one can know it's me. 513 00:41:17,637 --> 00:41:20,836 Promise me you won't tell him. 514 00:41:20,837 --> 00:41:23,276 Promise me! 515 00:41:23,277 --> 00:41:25,796 You can't die. I love you. 516 00:41:25,797 --> 00:41:28,956 I'll still be here. 517 00:41:28,957 --> 00:41:32,116 I don't love him. I love you! 518 00:41:32,117 --> 00:41:36,116 It's you falling in love with him that makes him become me. 519 00:41:40,117 --> 00:41:44,116 It's all coming together. 520 00:41:49,237 --> 00:41:50,916 No. 521 00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:52,716 Don't! 522 00:41:52,717 --> 00:41:56,716 Simon! 523 00:41:58,197 --> 00:41:59,796 Fuck! 524 00:41:59,797 --> 00:42:03,796 Oh, God! 525 00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:34,916 # Love is like a sin my love 526 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:43,156 # For the one that feels it the most 527 00:42:46,117 --> 00:42:47,956 # Look at her 528 00:42:47,957 --> 00:42:51,956 # With her eyes like a flame 529 00:42:53,517 --> 00:42:55,116 # She will love you 530 00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:59,036 # Like a fly will never love you 531 00:42:59,037 --> 00:43:01,236 # Again... # 532 00:43:01,237 --> 00:43:03,556 The computer game guy. 533 00:43:03,557 --> 00:43:07,556 They've arrested him. 534 00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:15,916 That's what happens when blokes spend all their time 535 00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:19,916 playing computer games and wanking over porn on the internet. 536 00:43:22,997 --> 00:43:26,996 Right. 537 00:43:28,597 --> 00:43:32,596 # Love is like a sin my love 538 00:43:35,637 --> 00:43:39,636 # For the one that feels it the most.. # 539 00:43:43,197 --> 00:43:45,396 Is everything all right? 540 00:43:45,397 --> 00:43:48,476 # ..with her smile like a flame 541 00:43:48,477 --> 00:43:50,796 # She will love you 542 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:54,796 # Like a fly will never love you 543 00:43:55,837 --> 00:43:59,836 # Again. # 544 00:44:16,037 --> 00:44:18,396 Hi. 545 00:44:18,397 --> 00:44:19,796 What was that for? 546 00:44:19,797 --> 00:44:23,796 I'm not going to die and I'm feeling pretty happy about it. 547 00:45:32,557 --> 00:45:33,996 Jesus! 548 00:45:33,997 --> 00:45:38,996 Sorry. I was just, er... Piss off, you pervert! 549 00:45:41,237 --> 00:45:43,036 The cute, smiley popular girl... 550 00:45:43,037 --> 00:45:44,436 I think she murdered me. 551 00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:46,156 Hi. Hi. 552 00:45:46,157 --> 00:45:47,916 Jesus! She's after Barry! 553 00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:49,916 Would you like to go for a drink with me? 554 00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:52,236 I'd love to. 555 00:45:52,237 --> 00:45:53,676 Why do you want to know my name? 556 00:45:53,677 --> 00:45:54,756 I think you're beautiful. 557 00:45:54,757 --> 00:45:55,676 I'm not a slag. 558 00:45:55,677 --> 00:45:57,836 Why are the coppers after you? 559 00:45:57,837 --> 00:46:00,436 I didn't mean to hurt him, but I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 560 00:46:00,437 --> 00:46:01,636 Especially not you. 561 00:46:01,637 --> 00:46:05,636 Get an ambulance! Get a fucking ambulance! 562 00:46:11,957 --> 00:46:15,956 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd